Don’t read the Homestuck Epilogues.

If you liked Homestuck growing up, let it stop there.  If you want to preserve the enjoyment of the story that you had a child, you don’t need this. You don’t need the favorite characters you dressed up and roleplayed as when you were a kid turning out to be rapists and fascists, committing suicide or trapped in unhappy or abusive marriages.  You just don’t.  I’m going to keep reading, and I’m sure it will all come to a bittersweet and cathartic ending, but you don’t have to do that to yourself.

Just don’t read them.