So I just had a dream in which some clickbait article’s title was “4 epic gamer moments that give you hypertension” with a thumbnail of the monkeys from Super Monkey Ball superimposed over the face of an old man in incredible, blood-curling pain, but the article was bullshit and it consisted of a single paragraph which read: “After Dismaland’s fading from the public eye, Banksy is at it again by gentrifying hentai”, and I just want my dream self to write my posts for me from here on since I just don’t stand a snowball’s chance in the Sahara compared to the things it does in auto-pilot.