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Growing Up German
- Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher
- Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories
- Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep
- Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt
- Benjamin Blümchen Cake
- Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass
- “Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”
- “Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”
- “Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”
- A depressed bread called Bernd
- Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly
- Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele
- “My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”
- Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town
- “cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”
- “Space Taxi to the sky!”
- “Now in every 7th egg!”
- “Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”
- Is it der, die or das Nutella?
- Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa
- “Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”
