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“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me!

Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers”

“for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle”

BLESS

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

Nothing can top this lol

I want this narration for all the movies I watch now

i was wondering why i could hear wheezing in the other room

now i am wheezing