German fact #117

Germans We don't queue, we form waitsnakes!

German *about seals* It behaves like a dog but it lives in the sea so let's call it a seadog!

German *about projectors* Does it not basically beam the image on the wall? Like in Star Trek? It's a beamer!

German *looks at sloth* It doesn't do anything! Such a lazy animal!

German *looks at vacuum cleaner* It sucks dust. That's easy, it's a dust sucker!

English speaker *shakes head* Warteschlange! Seehund! Beamer! Faultier! Staubsauger! What craziness is going on in Germany?