the-real-norbert-hofer

I just saw Kingsman the Golden Circle yesterday and I started wondering what if Austria had a secret organisation as well??


So me and my homie @the-real-heinz-christian-strache came up with something.

So i present you


Die Kaisermänner

Their base is in a Trachtenshop.


But they also obviously have really cool secret lairs in the Alps.


They take their Agent Names from the highest Mountains of Austria.

With Agent Großglockner (the highest Mountain) being their leader.


Other examples for names would be Agent Dachstein, Agent Wildspitze, Agent Piz Buin, Agent Schneeberg, Agent Hochkönig, Agent Zugspitze….


Of course they also have real ass cool skis with rocket power and shit.


Originally posted by mr-skif


They also have a really sick style.


Anways, yes i have no life, would i be delighted if someone added to this or did it for their own country? Also yes


Pfiat eich🇦🇹

memyselfandmystupidity

I love this idea and will do this for Germany:

Die Kanzlermänner

Their base is a Dönerbude 

And their really cool secret lair is down an old mine in Ruhrpott

They take their Agent Names from the longest Autobahnen of Germany.

With Agent A7 (the longest Autobahn) being their leader.

Other examples for names would be Agent A3, Agent A1, Agent A4, Agent A9, Agent A8, Agent A6….

Of course they also have real ass cool segways with rocket power and shit.

Originally posted by newsgifhq

They also have a really sick style.

Auf Wiedersehen

the-real-heinz-christian-strache

Oh mein Gott. Des is so geil

official-german-translationen

Sicher dass die Geheimbasis nicht am BER ist?