official-german-translationen:
the-real-heinz-christian-strache:
I just saw Kingsman the Golden Circle yesterday and I started wondering what if Austria had a secret organisation as well??
So me and my homie @the-real-heinz-christian-strache came up with something.
So i present you
Die Kaisermänner
Their base is in a Trachtenshop.
But they also obviously have really cool secret lairs in the Alps.
They take their Agent Names from the highest Mountains of Austria.
With Agent Großglockner (the highest Mountain) being their leader.
Other examples for names would be Agent Dachstein, Agent Wildspitze, Agent Piz Buin, Agent Schneeberg, Agent Hochkönig, Agent Zugspitze….
Of course they also have real ass cool skis with rocket power and shit.
They also have a really sick style.
Anways, yes i have no life, would i be delighted if someone added to this or did it for their own country? Also yes
Pfiat eich🇦🇹
I love this idea and will do this for Germany:
Die Kanzlermänner
Their base is a Dönerbude
And their really cool secret lair is down an old mine in Ruhrpott
They take their Agent Names from the longest Autobahnen of Germany.
With Agent A7 (the longest Autobahn) being their leader.
Other examples for names would be Agent A3, Agent A1, Agent A4, Agent A9, Agent A8, Agent A6….
Of course they also have real ass cool segways with rocket power and shit.
They also have a really sick style.
Auf Wiedersehen
Oh mein Gott. Des is so geil
Sicher dass die Geheimbasis nicht am BER ist?
