homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“i’m 13 u egg”
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh
“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”
TG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass
Hearts Boxcars: Attempt to eat Eggs.
Your attempt was an overwhelming success.
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