The image refuses to leave my brain, so I must once again inflict it on you all.
Canvas fanny packs, faux-leather, horrible 90s neon. ALL the Fanny Packs, worn by giant wolf monsters. Dire Wolf Beasts the size of motocycles with sparkly pink glitter fanny packs wrapped around them. Mighty warriors digging through camo-fanny packs for a snack.
