i say we start a meme where we take jokes that don’t work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr who’s not in on the meme like
in italian we say “prince light blue” (prince azzurro) instead of “prince charming” and i just saw a joke that in english would be “if you can’t find your prince charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint him”
what’s the difference between a stapler and a sewing machine? a stapler staples and a sewing machine doesn’t
i take it back, these are still funny in a completely different way
#what does the king of the spiders do? he reigns#I forget how to say it in French but it’s still my favourite joke
this was one of mine omg it’s one of my favourite ones i’ve ever made ever
What’s the strongest cake in the world? Mike Cake.
What do you call a fish that’s a thief? A sea bass.
What’s the difference between a cow and sheet metal ? None, both of them have milk
No matter how young your followers are, Jesus’ followers were disciples.
Two fish meet. One says “Hi!” The other screams “Where?”
No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet.
What do you call a cookie underneath a tree? A shady place
“Where are the cows always on sale?”
“Korea.”A fox bumps into a dog in the woods, he says “I’m sorry!” and the dog replies “I’m dog!”
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite color? Blue!
A bear bumps into a hedgehog eating a cookie. He addresses him with “what are you eating, little hedgehog?” The hedgehog responds with “what bear little bear”
What do you call an onion with a suitcase and tie? A company outing.
How do you tickle a fish? you put it in spring water!
How does a tarantula taste? It’s sour!
Two Huntsmen meet. Both die.
