nukepone:

astriferous-adventurer:

i dont have enough money to upgrade my phone to something that pokemon go will even attempt to run on so in the meantime im living vicariously through everyones stories which have been anywhere between adorable, hilarious, and terrifying

so far ive heard of

• a guy discovering the town hes lived in for 10 years and getting enthralled by local history he keeps learning about on park plaques
  

• finding magikarp in your shower

• someone got arrested for walking around a graveyard at 3 am looking??? for??? pokemon??? hol y shit? or something like that??? 
  

• the police station memo in australia politely and cutely asking “budding pokemon trainers” not to actually come in to the police station for the sandshrew sneaking around in there, and that they can catch it by being close to the building, and to “look both ways before crossing the street”
  

• speaking of which, some person who had pokego for only 15 minutes and successfully crossed a 4 lane intersection for a pokemon
  

• someone went out to catch pokemon and found an actual baby bird and is now attempting to take care of it and research the proper ways of caring and aiding a small bird in recovery
  

This game is fucking cancer to the NEET way of life.
I love it.