Anonymous
asked:
Every time "the oldest" holocaust survivor dies, they always miraculously find a "new" oldest survivor.
problematicparrot
answered:

Probably because the person, who was the second oldest living survivor before, becomes the oldest survivor when the previous one dies? 

I wouldn’t call that miraculous.

bagged-a-bazooka

Do people not know how death works or…?

thebuttkingpost

This is the funniest goddamn thing

slagartehfox

Do these people not realize that the oldest person of a group dies, it pushes the bar back and thus the second oldest becomes the oldest?

It’s like the runner-up in a contest.

thatfreecracker

Aging is a Jewish conspiracy, wake up sheeple

politically-incorrect-jew

Lol