villainsbar

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

the-rain-monster

No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“I’m especially fond of a pooooowwweeerrrrrr booootttoooommmmm”

dragonlibrarian

Either way, France is gonna burn.