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Vote for your favorite trashy warlord

Candidates Spotilight

Venom Snake
Pros: Supports marijuana legalization
Cons: Someone else’s political puppet

Quiet
Pros: Hasn’t said anything problematic during the campaign
Cons: Hasn’t said anything at all during the campaign

Ocelot
Pros: Tons of connections, experience navigating political environments
Cons: His whole program is based on getting Big Boss to bang him

Kaz Miller
Pros: Great management skills, solid proposals for economic reform
Cons: Die-hard supporter of the war on Cipher