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German fact #117
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Germans:
We don't queue, we form waitsnakes!
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German *about seals*:
It behaves like a dog but it lives in the sea so let's call it a seadog!
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German *about projectors*:
Does it not basically beam the image on the wall? Like in Star Trek? It's a beamer!
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German *looks at sloth*:
It doesn't do anything! Such a lazy animal!
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German *looks at vacuum cleaner*:
It sucks dust. That's easy, it's a dust sucker!
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English speaker *shakes head*:
Warteschlange! Seehund! Beamer! Faultier! Staubsauger! What craziness is going on in Germany?