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  • German fact #117

  • Germans:

    We don't queue, we form waitsnakes!

  • German *about seals*:

    It behaves like a dog but it lives in the sea so let's call it a seadog!

  • German *about projectors*:

    Does it not basically beam the image on the wall? Like in Star Trek? It's a beamer!

  • German *looks at sloth*:

    It doesn't do anything! Such a lazy animal!

  • German *looks at vacuum cleaner*:

    It sucks dust. That's easy, it's a dust sucker!

  • English speaker *shakes head*:

    Warteschlange! Seehund! Beamer! Faultier! Staubsauger! What craziness is going on in Germany?

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