HOW DARE KERMIT DUMP A WOMAN WHO HAS SPENT DECADES VIOLENTLY ASSAULTING AND SEXUALLY HARASSING HIM FOR ONE WHO DOESN’T
Yeah, it’s pretty funny how when this guy, a fictional guy but still a guy, decides to leave his abusive, overbearing, violent, and clingy girlfriend after decades he’s the one who gets shit on and not said violent girlfriend.
And by funny I mean really fucking sad.
Doesn’t Piggy lust after every good looking guy she meets?
Piggy is my favourite muppet but jesus, maybe it’s not that she’s younger and slimmer, but maybe that she doesn’t punch him across the room every time he says something she doesn’t like
