turing-tested:

full offense but i hope a certain someone does well in life and finds joy and love that they deserve

witchsmoke:

little-urban-witch:

dankmemeuniversity:

Good husband

Old witchcraft is out, new witchcraft is herb correspondences based solely on puns

crunchwrapofnotredame:

otakuconvention:

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie

if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

sarazanmai:

yurionice:

baece:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

grossgiirl:

990000:

source

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

pleasetrysomethingelse:

slaveknee:

Once again Britney spreads her influence across all aspects of life

im-really-just-here-for-the-food:

Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?

Me: You mean World War I?

TT: Oh shit

g-x-t:

Get yourself a friend that you’re very close with, with whom you can go weeks or months without talking to, but still have a mutual understanding that you don’t need to force interaction on a more frequent basis in order for your friendship to be valid, because you’re both rapidly becoming very busy adults and that’s fine.

snowcaines:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

My love for my mutuals is like Tsuchinoko

REAL

AND FAT!

gudakko:

possiblestoner:

a-s-h-f-l-a-m-e:

possiblestoner:

tiredtransmed:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Too bad, you’ve initiated my past supernatural phase

Originally posted by nlit

I fucking hate this post so fucking much.

…………………..

Originally posted by my-harry-potter-generation

It’s official this is the worst post ever we can all go home now

dillyt:

any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!

an 11 year old child:

kaijuno:

wereralph:

wereralph:

after i finish blowing my orc husband behind the dairy queen drive-thru sign

the janitors cleaning up our mess in the morning

Do you ever regret learning how to read

inkblotsspot:

gaypeopletwitter:

Two bros….

sitting in a hot tub

sweetmeatdale:

smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

These characters have the same voice actress

nintendo: okay aoi yuki we need you to make the kind of noises an eevee would make

aoi yuki, seasoned voice actress with a decade-spanning career: evwah euvwahh bbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!

mess-inside-and-out:

“Guess who’s just got murdered?”

“Guys I got the whole thing planned”

“What kind of woman don’t have an axe”

“Whaaaat Terry loves yogurt”

“Gina the human form of the 💯 emoji”

“I’m in a state of joy”

Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Rosa Diaz, Terry Jeffords, Gina Linetti, Captain Raymond Holt and Cheddar by Gabriel Picolo

Gabriel’s Twitter: (@_gabrielpicolo): https://twitter.com/_gabrielpicolo?s=09

Gabriel’s Instagram: (@/picolo) https://instagram.com/_picolo?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1egxb64grsnpf

paulthebukkit:

Reggie I love you

one-in-lemillion:

decaymart:

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

ALCHEM IN THE METAL

miamicommune:

miamicommune:

update:

slumbermancer:

oh check this out lol [Sends you to Goblin Zone.]

corsolanite:

OMG YOUR BUDDY EEVEE OR PIKACHU CAN RIDE ON KANGASKHAN’S POUCH RIGHT NEXT TO ITS BABY!!!!!