oukaori:

rad-x:

rcktpwr:

rad-x:

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

dootmario2:

meanplastic:

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

cultural appropriation strikes yet again

ot3:

DM is making our characters play price is right to the death and they have to guess how much money this grill costs or  take psychic damage 

ljlyall:

ljlyall:

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

what-is-tyzias-reading:

who-is-lanque-hitting-on:

cristaly:

the-young-handmaid:

sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND

OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR

YEP THATS RIGHT

oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME

AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT

obviously 

he technically discovered how to use Psionics with a kite, but everyone says it’s just electricity. Benjmn Captor.

purrinring:

mechalesbian:

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

cathper:

alright

karshmallow:

stuffnuts:

karshmallow:

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

Originally posted by wedressindraganddothehula

Originally posted by sneakynanner

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

official-german-puns:

officialdorfkind:

official-angela-merkel:

official-backwaren:

official-backwaren:

??? Ich wünschte ich könnte sagen das ich das gephotoshoppt habe aber,,,,

DAS GIBT ES DOCH NICHT????

Doch, bei Roller.

Mann, ist das ‘ne Wurst.

duskodair:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

finally a petition I can get behind  

at least 2 of the disciples are behind it too apparently 

cincosechzehn:

probablybadrpgideas:

But the DM has a soundboard that contains the laughs, cheers and boos of a sitcom’s live studio audience

op change your url

pingnova:

final fantasy is like

and kingdom hearts

trundlebum:

professorsethdimensionjumper:

professorsethdimensionjumper:

“Oh man this person has a stand”
“this doll is a stand”
“THIS FUCKING CAR IS A STAND”
“OH WELL FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN WAS A STAND”

the fuck is next? The sun is a stand?

OH FUCK YOU JJBA

eight-times-nine:

ccakey:

now that kojima is making a game without creative restrictions i cant wait for the 5 month boss battle in death stranding

Death Stranding’s gonna give you a random name and you gotta physically kill that person IRL to progress

bears-official:

everythingstarstuff:

the only man i trust tbh

mysteryseeker:

severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go

curioscurio:

Kermit-San reveals his quirk!!