it is with a heavy heart, fellow gamers, that i must admit that mario+rabbids kingdom battle is actually really as good as you’ve heard
That pre-E3 internal leak might be one of the most damaging leaks I’ve ever encountered, because absolutely everything written on those slides made it sound like it was going to be a pile of the hottest garbage.
i mean there was that, but there’s also just… the concept?
a XCom game starring Mario and the Rabbids has no right being good, even a little bit.
anything with the Rabbids in it has no right being good at all.
rabbids are like, the proto-Minions, except more obnoxious because their whole thing was screaming and poopie jokes.
plus, for a time at least, they were the face of how aggressively dead Rayman was
Rayman’s not dead anymore but Rabbids remind everyone of the like, ten year span where he was super dead
plus most, if not all Rabbids games are of an insanely low quality.
everything about the Rabbids makes them hateable on a level comparable to Minions.
this game has absolutely zero right being any good at all, so it being not only good but legitimately great is fucking bizarre
I WAS PLAYING 3v3 LOCKOUT AND A MERCY FRICKIN PLAYED DEAD
ALL HER TEAMMATES WERE DOWN AND THE MOMENT SHE GOT HIT SHE USED THE SIT EMOTE NEXT TO A WALL AND IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS SLUMPED OVE DEAD
THE HANZO ON MY TEAM (last dude left btw) JUST STARED, CUZ WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR THE MATCH TO SAY IT WAS COMPLETE (the ruse was… surprisingly effective) AND HE HAD HIS ULT AN EVERYTHING
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE SHE GETS UP AND SHOOTS HIM TO DEATH