wifekisser:

tips for polyamory starters

• try to spec your wifes into different roles. a good idea is at least one tank wife, one healer wife, and two to three dps wives.
  

skarchomp:

deceptipup:

hoop snake

tsuchinoko wheel

the-sin-of-sloth:

theworldsactuallynotthatsmall:

elvensemi:

locust-god:

glumshoe:

The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”

Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”

ship are you making a callout post for faeries

#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS

This is the quality content I look for on my dash

this is the best explanation  of faerie mentality that I can find :’D

thetrianglefandom:

raptorific:

raptorific:

The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl

He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT

D.Va: *gets back in her mech*

Junkrat: 

hollyjolly-jolteon:

My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home

Me, laying the in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you

homura-bakura:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…

I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice

Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators

you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser

^^^

Pirates of the Carribean

but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator

no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”

this is the dream

carnival-phantasm:

tumblr finally suggesting the good stuff

kuruluv:

jacobwfowler:

adulthoodisokay:

doozierthanthou:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

ursik-l:

furbearingbrick:

an-anxious-misconception:

captainsnoop:

have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:

that’s because of scrooge mcduck

Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics

so basically this character

who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this

which means that every time you get horny for this

or for these guys

you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker

No joke. 

please don’t fuck the duck

Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn

it gets better

a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk

what was inside?

a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION

when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist

All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.

this website is informative, i learn something new every day here. thank you tumblr community and staff.

I hate every ounce of this post

i would honestly pay good money for high res scans of tezuka furry porn tbh

wahbegan:

H.P. Lovecraft: Fucking people from alien cultures is WRONG and BAD!!!! It leads to genetic and cultural degradation!!!! Let me demonstrate with this helpful fish-person metaphor: You wouldn’t fuck a fish-person-monster, now would you?
Guillermo Del Toro:  

Originally posted by mterezas2

wheresanegg:

since death stranding is a hot topic again i want to remind everyone about the TGS presentation where they had this drawing of chibi kojima and all his friends holding hands as a visual aid

also here’s norman and mads fighting with sticks

sindri42:

url-greytea:

ofools:

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.