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January 2016

Picarto.TV - jinbezames Channelpicarto.tv

maybe poni atsume, doodling, being snuggly and talking to y’all. requests in between.

Jan 31, 2016

anybody up for another watercolor stream?

Jan 31, 2016 1 note
Picarto.TV - jinbezames Channelpicarto.tv

streaming traditional stuff! right now i am showing off old sketches and pieces, then warm up, then trad comission!

Jan 30, 2016 1 note
Calloutpost for Hattsy

- doesnt want me to touch clits with a girl

- never sings for me when I ask him to

- ponk

- not ponk enough

Jan 30, 2016 7 notes

bought a webcam today. watercolour stream later tonight?

Jan 29, 2016 5 notes
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Jan 28, 2016 17 notes
#mlp #clop #nsfw #your character here #gif #animation #vulvar winking #lewd
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#nsfw #vulvar winking
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#nsfw
Jan 27, 2016 489 notes
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  • Wolvan™: WHALE NO!
  • Same no Hime ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧: WHALE YES
Jan 26, 2016 3 notes
du willst keinen free shit von mir? ich glaub dann kann ich leider nicht für dich kochen und backen wenn du herziehst :(

whale pls

Ich kann auch kochen

Jan 26, 2016 10 notes
Valentines/Hearts-and-Hooves-Day Exchange?

Hey guys, i was thinking of maybe organizing a Valentines/Hearts and Hooves Day Exchange, with the basic concept of a good old secret santa, or in a Blind-Date-Concept where two people get asisgned to eachother and get to know each other while being not allowed to flat out ask what the other would like for a gift.
there’s 3 routes:

1. Digital Only
You receive your match and then make them something that can be sent digitally. Would work best for art, music, etc.

2. Exchanging cards
Digital + mail, those who are comfortable to give out their adress can do so and we mail each other hand drawn/crafted/etc cards. normal letters are relatively cheap even when you get partnered with someone all over the world!

3. the full package
Basically full on making/buying/etc a gift for your match. Either with adresses or we could try doing something via amazon/online giftlists.


So, anyone up for this? And if yes, which option would be your prefered one?

Jan 26, 2016 4 notes
du willst keinen free shit von mir? ich glaub dann kann ich leider nicht für dich kochen und backen wenn du herziehst :(

whale pls

Ich kann auch kochen

Jan 26, 2016 10 notes
du willst keinen free shit von mir? ich glaub dann kann ich leider nicht für dich kochen und backen wenn du herziehst :(

whale pls

Ich kann auch kochen

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supergoosey:

supergoosey:

supergoosey:

Teacher: why couldn’t you turn in your paper? 

 Me:

Me: well you see….

Bonus: She likes that you all enjoy my suffering

Update: She’s getting a little big for this

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stormingtheivory:

leftclausewitz:

anarchamarxistdrowfeminism:

inrealityadream:

inrealityadream:

inrealityadream:

tumblr meme culture is really just a form of neo dadaism

I’d like to clarify:

dada was a largely european art movement that took place after wwi. this time and place is not a coincidence. let me explain. 

dada art made no sense. the artists who made dada lived in a world in which nothing made sense - in which conventional logic led to the senselessness of a world war. so, making art that made no sense, making - well, you can’t really call it art, so making ANTI-art that rejected the conventions that brought about that atrocity in the first place - it made total sense. (if that makes any sense.)

so the artists did weird things. new things! putting things that were already made together and calling it sculpture, cutting up bits of pictures and putting them together and calling that something to frame - this site has some nice examples.

but from my perspective - there’s serious intellectual continuity between the absurdity of attaching a bunch of tacks to the bottom of an iron, rendering it useless, and say…. bath bomb posts. Put a fucking macbook in a bath. it’s useless now. Nobody fucking cares anymore. you want something funny? you want a punchline? gun. that’s your punchline. Take it. I am laughing

in a way it could be a method of venting some of the frustration and hopelessness and dissatisfaction that tumblr’s userbase (largely, disenfranchised millennials) feels in the modern day. I can’t really speak for anyone else, but… at least from a US perspective, there’s plenty to be disillusioned about. growing up in a constant state of questionably justified war, income inequality, an economic recession caused by the actions of a handful of wealthy fucks who didn’t even get properly punished, growing awareness of police brutality, being called lazy and self-absorbed by the generations that gave us these problems in the first place… I can’t help but think that these factors (and more) could produce a similar mindset to the one that precipitated the first dada movement. 

so of COURSE we make nonsense jokes. it’s a coping mechanism for a world which doesn’t make any sense.

related: this isn’t by tumblr but I have to plug UCLA’s atrocity of a virtual gallery once more. it really needs to be experienced, but… it’s definitely also millennial neo dada. from the presentation (like an unplayable video game) to the content (THE DOGS HAVE ARRIVED), it is exactly what I am talking about. it is a fucking shitpost. and it’s high art, too! I love this

tl;dr: my generation is fed up with this bullshit, and the best way that we can express that is by shitposting. alternatively, dada was an early precursor to modern shitposting and we should all thank duchamp for signing a fucking urinal

a dear friend has given a perfect update to some of my phrasing, courtesy of their word replace extension:

you see this? this is exactly what I’m fucking talking about. the thing that I’m talking about is:

shitposting is the deconstruction of hegemonic discourse through the use of the absurd and surrealism.

I’d also say that while Dadaism was obsessed with the technological aspects of Modernity, of newspapers, of industrial mechanics and factory made clocks, neo-dadaism (of which shitposting but also the increasingly broad reach of the New Aesthetic and net aesthetics) is obsessed with the technological aspects of our time, or at the beginning of our time.

As just a comparison, the Clock in Absurdist and Dadaist art is both a symbol of the uplifting beginning of industrial relations (as one of the first complicated machines made by manufacturers, as the symbol of mankind’s ability to triumph and analyze nature and better ourselves) and as the deified symbol of horrific modernity (of demarcated time, labor hours, the oppression of the working class via managerial time), Neo-Dadaism/Absurdism has a similar relationship with early computers, which both symbolizes the utopian attitudes which we entered the digital age with, and the horrifying period we live in now, where the Digital is ever present and semi-deified.

My favorite dada satire is probably from Georges Grosz who takes the kind of robotic modernist tube people of folks like Leger:

and turns them into these mindlessly patriotic broken automatons chanting rote phrases:

And it’s so so funny to me that there’s all kinds of Gen X artists out there creating art about the millennials on their damn cellumar phones who think they’re the inheritors of this aesthetic but really it’s people who use the Madden gif generator to shitpost because they’re taking the technology meant for a coherent purpose for a particular narrative and they’re breaking it and turning it back on itself.

Jan 24, 2016 305,685 notes

cleaning out my closet, then streaming!
comissions are still open if you wanna :D

Jan 23, 2016 2 notes
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#mlp #my little pony #brony #Princess Luna #Cortana #Halo 4 #futanari #beastiality #variants #nsfw
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#mlp #my little pony #brony #twilight sparkle #oc #nsfw #bdsm #spanking #butt
Picarto.TV - jinbezames Channelpicarto.tv

nebularwhale:

https://picarto.tv/jinbezame

Time to stream! halfway to the external, streaming some comissions!

we now got live music on piano by dosh!

Jan 22, 2016 2 notes
Picarto.TV - jinbezames Channelpicarto.tv

https://picarto.tv/jinbezame

Time to stream! halfway to the external, streaming some comissions!

Jan 22, 2016 2 notes
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#mlp #my little pony #brony #starlight glimmer #twilight sparkle #trixie lulamoon #the cutie remark #inconvenient trixie
Picarto.TV - jinbezames Channelpicarto.tv

streaming!
Comissions are open too, so if you wanna help this whale keep her files save, pls consider it <3

Jan 21, 2016 5 notes

stream takes a little, gotta wait for OBS to download 8^)

Jan 21, 2016
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#my little pony #brony #giveaway #raffle #give away
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