Pony-Whale Hybrid
Month
homely on the streets lonely in the sheets
i need more wine for this holiday depression 8^)
i can’t drink enough wine to be able to put up with the drama my sister is setting up 8^)
Merry christmas, lovely horsepeople. Love you all! <3
christmas get together, good food, and wine.
I am home and buzzed. let’s do this. im taking requests.
and im done for tonight 8^)
You’re gonna have a good time
Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key
i wanted to stream and yell but i cant bring myself to it today 8^);;; shit idk.
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoe™
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j'adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s'est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z'avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
Yeah, i think she would be good at it
