eating a jolly rancher filled gummie
if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post
oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas
Once again Britney spreads her influence across all aspects of life
im-really-just-here-for-the-food:
Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?
Me: You mean World War I?
TT: Oh shit
Get yourself a friend that you’re very close with, with whom you can go weeks or months without talking to, but still have a mutual understanding that you don’t need to force interaction on a more frequent basis in order for your friendship to be valid, because you’re both rapidly becoming very busy adults and that’s fine.
My love for my mutuals is like Tsuchinoko
REAL
AND FAT!
joke: nut november
broke: no nut november
WOKE: NUT IN YOUR WIFE AND GET HER PREGNANT AND START A FAMILY NOVEMBER
*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*
are you going to make shoelaces as well
is there a joke i’m missing here
why would he make shoelaces
so we don’t have to steal them from the president
Bad addition to an already bad post
thank you that was my intention.
I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control
Too bad, you’ve initiated my past supernatural phase
I fucking hate this post so fucking much.
…………………..
It’s official this is the worst post ever we can all go home now
any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!
an 11 year old child:
These characters have the same voice actress
nintendo: okay aoi yuki we need you to make the kind of noises an eevee would make
aoi yuki, seasoned voice actress with a decade-spanning career: evwah euvwahh bbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!
“Guess who’s just got murdered?”
“Guys I got the whole thing planned”
“What kind of woman don’t have an axe”
“Whaaaat Terry loves yogurt”
“Gina the human form of the 💯 emoji”
“I’m in a state of joy”
Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Rosa Diaz, Terry Jeffords, Gina Linetti, Captain Raymond Holt and Cheddar by Gabriel Picolo
Gabriel’s Twitter: (@_gabrielpicolo): https://twitter.com/_gabrielpicolo?s=09
Gabriel’s Instagram: (@/picolo) https://instagram.com/_picolo?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1egxb64grsnpf
Reggie I love you
FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST
FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST
ALCHEM IN THE METAL
oh check this out lol [Sends you to Goblin Zone.]